@stevevsninjas: Struck by her beauty, Issac Newton leans in for a kiss. He receives an equal, but opposite, reaction.
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@RedRegenerated: Boss: I've received complaints about your AA meetings Me: too boring, right? Boss: no, but the complimentary champagne needs to stop
@jwoodham: Hey, Edgar Allen, go ahead and Poe me up another drink! Don't tell me to be quiet, lady! Why are there so many books in this bar?
@Darlainky: The inventor of the elevator should be credited for the birth of awkward silence as well.