@KellyMeldrum: Studies show that if you begin a sentence with "studies show," the internet will believe you.
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@jonnysun: i wonder how many time-travelers accidemtaly went back in time instead of forward but then saw a knight & thought "wow look at this robot!!"
@KThonvold: People who genetically engineer food, why don't you make celery that tastes like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I bet that would shut people up
@KenJennings: If my kid vanished on a plane like in that Jodie Foster movie I'd spend maybe 2-3 hrs enjoying the legroom & quiet before I started looking.
@ManInTheHoody: if u think men are tougher than women then u don't realize that every day women all over are taking showers with the water temperature set to exploding sun and actually enjoying it