@TheRobCee: Sucks how parents can't name their son The Green River Killer since The Green River Killer went & ruined it for everyone.
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@UrFavAsianGuy: Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield.
@DanMentos: eminem: look, if you only had one shot- me: I’d ask for more shots eminem: you can’t… *rubbing bridge of nose* you can't ask for more shots
@underchilde: If you buy a Mustang and don’t rev the engine at every red light, the bank will repossess it.