@TheRobCee: Sucks how parents can't name their son The Green River Killer since The Green River Killer went & ruined it for everyone.
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@MichaelaOkla: Ladies, have you ever slept with a man because he has a big fish that he caught in his profile picture?
@90spideypool: when you're jamming to an old-school r&b song and someone older than you ask "what you know about this?" me:
@MelvinofYork: Russel Crowe is my favorite actor named after a misspelled bird but Ethan Hawke is a close second