@prufrockluvsong: Summer is the perfect time to collect shells on the beach. The 20 gauge ones are especially pretty, although you can't beat a good 45 mm.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@abbycohenwl: Roommate: So how was the party? Me: Good! A lot of cool people came up and started talking to me [flashback to party] Cool Person: Are you in line for the bathroom? Me: Yeah
@shawn_spree: I said I wouldn't go drinking in public again, but here I am waiting for my kids to get out of school.
@UncleDuke1969: Son: Dad? Me: Yeah? S: Do you have a plan for the 'Zombie Apocalypse'? M: Sure do. S: What is it? M: To run faster than you & your sister.