@shutupmikeginn: Sun Tzu's The Art of War is very applicable in the business world. Just today I made my boss sit facing the window so he had sun in his eyes
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@Mom_Overboard: [the afterlife] Me: So, this is heaven! *sees husband* whoa whoa whoa, what's he doing here?! The contract said til death parts us! Angel: *chuckling* Me: omg. this is hell, isn't it.
@BillFienberg: Dad: What do you want for your birthday? Me: I want a gf thats not crazy. Dad: You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon.