@Bandersnaaatch: Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?
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@daddydoubts: My kid is not a good sleeper so I’ll fight pretty much anyone about pretty much anything.
@Jay_FrickinLynn: He pasta way? Here today, gone tomato. You cannoli do so much before thyme is up. Never sausage a tragedy. Olive my thoughts are with you.
@JohnLyonTweets: Yelling at me for warming towels in the oven is not going to get the fire department here any faster.
@theDRaGnrebOrN: Three conspiracy theorists walk in a bar. You can't tell me that's just coincidence.