@divyne_mess: Sure I'll hold your baby,but you should know I dropped my phone like five times today.
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@jessokfine: If I were the tooth fairy I wouldn't leave any cash, just a note that says I'VE TAKEN YOUR TEETH
@Reverend_Scott: Elephant 911: What's ur em- Elephant: MOUSE Elephant 911: WHERE Elephant: FLOOR Elephant 911: JUMP ON THE TABLE [table breaking noises]
@stEPH_u_: Every parent: do you know how to get there? You just make a left then right then through 3 lights then a left and it’s a mile ahead on the right Me: *nods as I type the address into google maps*