@JimmerThatisAll: Sure, make fun of my cargo shorts but sooner or later you're going to need a martini shaker or a map of 11th century France.
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@FatherWithTwins: Stickiest things in the world: 3) Lollipops 2) Glue 1) Children's library books
@IvoryGazelle: me: ugh I’m so fat him: babe no, it’s all in your head me: oh great, I don’t even know any head exercises