@Mindless4Miles: Sure my whining and moaning is annoying now but when I'm a ghost it'll be cool as hell.
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@sofarrsogud: WIFE: Hurry up or we'll get caught in the rain. ME: [sipping a pina colada] I would like that.
@KimmyMonte: Don't tell me I can hear the ocean if I put a shell up to my ear. If he has something to say to me SAY IT TO MY FACE U PIECE OF SHIT WATER
@OnceUponALiz: If I ever go missing, my dumbass family will pick a photo where I look happy and my hair looks good, and I'll never been seen alive again.
@PharmerRPh: Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite.