@singwithTaffy: surprise your friends by filling your beehive hairdo with bees!
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@alexjmann: I'm going to need to see a warrant before you look through any pictures on my phone besides the one I show you.
@ruinedpicnic: me:(nervously) so I gotta fight one of these things? zookeeper: what? no me: I choose...the polar bear zookeeper: why would you choose that
@7_Cents: United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile. Rest of the World: What even is that? United States: Lol, we made it up.