If you don’t like the idea of wiping someone’s ass in the middle of eating a delicious meal, you probably shouldn’t become a parent.
“Sushi” is Japanese for “take a picture of this, white girls.”
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Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives.
If you ever get attacked by a bear, throw your shark at it. Also, get a shark.
cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. flawless reasoning
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises.
When I was a little girl dreaming about what life in my thirties might be like, I envisioned way more powerful enemies.
“Forgive me, I’m a terrible flort”
“Don’t you mean flirt?”
“OMFG. WTF is that?!”
I swear I won’t be undressing you with my eyes again. That REALLY hurt!
[to hot girl at bus stop as bus approaches]
“I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to.”