@NoogsCorner: Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne.
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@truegritrumble: ME: If I go to bed now, I'll be rested for the big meeting tomorrow. INSOMNIA: The world is just waiting for you to start a blog.
@michaelianblack: Maybe Taylor Swfit dates Justin Bieber and John Mayer dates Selena Gomez and it's like matter/anti-matter and they all explode?
@Browtweaten: Me: My new house is making lots of creaky sounds Friend: That just means it's settling My fiancee: *creaky sounds*