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@greg_vee: *takes your compliment*
*stares nervously at it*
@Social_Mime: Every day I'm hoping is the day we find out why Beth from FB had enough but didn't want to talk about it.
@jamdugg: Confusing Math:
Dogs = Awesome
Chocolate = Awesome
Dogs + Chocolate = Not Awesome
Jumper: Where's your parachute?
Married Guy: Don't need one
J: There's no chance of survival
MG: Not trying to beat the odds
@dhumann: If by "crunches" you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches.
@ThisOneSayz: Cross a mobster in the streets. Horse's head in the sheets.