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@TheHyyyype: [taking girlfriend out]

her dad: have her back at a reasonable time

me: don't worry sir *clicks seatbelt* i have her back all the time

her dad: propose

[taking girlfriend out]

her dad: have her back at a reasonable time

me: don’t worry sir *clicks seatbelt* i have her back all the time

her dad: propose

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