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@julietactually: [taking the witness stand]
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but—"
*leaning into the mic* I choose dare

[taking the witness stand]
“Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but—”
*leaning into the mic* I choose dare

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