@ryanaboyd: Tarantino’s Star Trek is 100% going to feature a planet where white people have to say the N-word to survive
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@Parentpains: I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car.
@JohnLyonTweets: My hair style can best be described as “Always looks as if I just pulled a sweater over my head.”
@IncrediblyRich: I'm wearing my big rolled up socks again today and I'm doing so with pride. So all you haters can get in a taxi and chip off.
@badbanana: Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court.