@daplusk: Teach your children about rejection by getting them a cat
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: According to Facebook, Sept. 11th is about posting as many pictures of crying bald eagles obscured by an American flag as you can.
@Darlainky: I replaced the spare tire in my car with a box of wine. I've no idea how to change a tire, & I bet I'll need a drink as I wait for a ride.
@ArfMeasures: ME: This house is haunted by a teenager who died here HIM: Nothing is happening ME: It's midday, he doesn't get up until mid-afternoon
@sofarrsogud: My therapist advised me to feed and water my kids and cook my plants 3 meals a day. And something about listening.