Please donate 30$ to my child’s school funrun so she can get a pencil as a prize, thank you
Teaching my son to use social media for the first time ever, since he can’t see his friends. We’re working on the fine art of conversation and how not to respond to every girl with “sup.”
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Taking complexes to a whole new level.
You’re a busy woman. Let the smoke alarm tell you when the chicken’s done.
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3yo: daddy someone is texting you
[landline phone rings]
3yo: what is that sound?
A friend wanted to know what it’s like to be a mom, so I busted down her bathroom door while she was taking a shower so I could tell her that I’m thinking about changing the name of one of my stuffed animals.
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What idiot called it a cow video instead of a bovine?