@living_marble: Technically, it's only cannibalism if you eat the top half of the mermaid, your honour.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@murrman5: [wife looking at sketch of donut burglar on the news] "he looks like you" [me holding huge glass of milk on way to basement] it's not though
@Wine_Honey1: The store said to “holla” if I needed help, so crying, I got on the intercom and started screaming “I need wine” & “Save me from these kids, Jesus”. And that’s how I got banned from Target.