@TheHyyyype: Technology is moving so fast. My toaster just sprinted across the kitchen.
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@sophielou: Before Instagram: Omg you should have seen how the parsley was placed to the left of my grilled chicken thigh
@flashember: [Spain, 1578] "I'm not a witch!" But all the cats? "My pets!" The broom? "For cleaning!" The cauldron of boiling children? "Ok I'm a witch."
@Brampersandon_: My dad could kick ur dads ass! Um have u seen my dad Hes a big guy huh? No really have u seen him? He left when I was 9 & never came back