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@mrfeelswildride: teenagers are like 'here to live well not to live long :)' yet shriek in terror when I appear before them in alleyways wielding a scythe

teenagers are like ‘here to live well not to live long :)’ yet shriek in terror when I appear before them in alleyways wielding a scythe

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