@BDGarp: Terrify your parents by answering your cellphone.
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@donni: Shout out to people who block me cuz it hurts their feelings I occasionally fav them without following. You can also just ask me to stop :/
@withanewname: *moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*
@mostlydelirious: Phone just autocorrected "your" to "yore" in case thou wouldst think I'm smarter than thee.
@infamousone96: "I'm single and ready to mingle"..oh god, is this why I'm still single, cuz I say shit like that?