@_davidlucas_: Texting drivers running over texting pedestrians: a modern day zombie apocalypse.
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@MattFnWallace: And then come the thinkpieces. "ARE Cats Really iPhones?" "Why Telling People Who Think Cats Are iPhones They're Wrong Isn't the Answer"
@sad_tree: "Dad what IS the moon?" It is cheese. Delicious cheese. Thats why rats come out at nite, to look at it. We must never let rats on the moon.
@dmc1138: My doctor wants me to take a stress test. I should pass with flying colors. I've been studying for this my whole life.