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@DirtMcTurd: [texting drug dealer]

"You around? I was gonna stop by."

Yeah what are u looking for?

"I stopped doing drugs, I just miss you"

[texting drug dealer]

“You around? I was gonna stop by.”

Yeah what are u looking for?

“I stopped doing drugs, I just miss you”

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