A colon can dramatically change the meaning of a sentence. Example:
I ate Julie’s sandwich.
I ate Julie’s colon.
Thank God you’ve updated your status to “Finished lunch” after you first posted “Going to lunch” I really couldn’t tolerate more suspense.
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What else… ummm… no, I guess that concludes my TED Talk.
Me: *tries to text ghostbusters*
Ghost: actually you have to call them, they’re pretty specific about that
Me: you know what being haunted is fine
If you read Twitter backwards it tells the story of humanity slowly getting smarter.
I have explained who the California Raisins are to two people today and I am starting to wonder if I made them up.
Telling my toddler not to chase the cat around with her nunchucks is easily the coolest thing I’ve ever said as a dad or a human.