I’ll agree to almost anything if you set a cupcake in front of me. I won’t be listening. Because…cupcake.
Thanks a lot Apple, for calling 7 inches a mini.
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friend: i just had an edible
me: you can just say food
She said she was turned on by men who liked danger.
So he disabled his firewall.
Obviously this cat thinks I won’t punch a cat
Him: Who’s The Man?!?
Me: Usually, not the guy who says ‘Who’s the man’….
Latex inflatable trousers, don’t leave home without them.
#Harikrishnan #Menswear #LondonCollegeOfFashion
I made a smoothie with oat milk. It was horrible. So next time I will use this recipe:
1.) Take carton of oat milk. Change name on carton to boat milk with sharpie.
2.) Next, float it out to middle of lake.
3.) Last, light it on fire like a Viking funeral.
I have decided to take a martial arts class to deal with the mall’s aggressive kiosk people.
Dad, did you let the parrot name me?
– Haha, no that’s ridiculous, Brock.
ME: what language is this
ME: nice what does it say
BING: how the heck would I know