How Am I Doing? I’ll Tell You How I’m Doing Volumes: 1-8
Thanks a lot Apple, for calling 7 inches a mini.
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Props to the guy who numbered combo meals. Ordering a number four combo meal sounds a lot better than ordering a double quarter pounder meal
let me be very clear: i would rather attend a Pig’s wedding than attempt to sift through the dumpster you people have made out of my dm box,
I’ve never played Jenga, but I have had to extricate myself from a sleeping toddler in my bed, so I think I could handle it.
Me: Can I get that to go?
Priest: That’s not how communion works
My kid asked for help with her report but if I did it for her she won’t learn! So I showed how to google, change name, & print on her own.
I never feel quite so uncertain as when I’m walking the dog and a neighbor driving by waves to me but my free hand has a bag of poop in it.
Me: *accidentally types url wrong one time*
Navigation Bar: [every day for 15 years] Do you wanna go to Faceboot today? Huh? You wanna visit a boot with a face on it? Huh, you piece of shit? Is that what you wanna do? Moron.
Just heard a lady tell a 4yo to “get it together!” I’m not sure she knows how 4yos work.
If ur phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, rice will attract Asians who will fix ur electronics for you