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@HaleyCurrie: thanks auntie mary
@netw3rk: so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it
@WendyLiebman: I once dated a dentist. He had a tiny round mirror on the ceiling over his bed.
@thatdutchperson: Phil Collins used to be a sex symbol, in case you’re wondering how good cocaine was in the 80s.
@LifeUnPinterest: Make it RAAAAIN!!
ICE CREAM GUY: Ma'am, everyone gets the same amount of rainbow sprinkles.
@daemonic3: [operating room]
SURGEON: We've lost him
NURSE: Exact time of death?
GUY IN THE CORNER INSTALLING CABLE: Sometime between 2pm and 6pm