@SCbchbum: Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don't have a moon where I live.
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@FattMernandez: I saw a car with "Wash Me" written on it, so I set it on fire. I'll be damned if I'm going to allow cars to become sentient!
@CatherineLMK: Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
@FuckabillyRex: If you didn't wanna see 157 pictures of me eating cake, you shouldn't have put me in charge of the PowerPoint presentation, boss.
@Tmoney68: There's a sign in this bathroom that asks us not to flush anything but toilet paper down the toilet & now I'm unsure how to proceed.