@bourgeoisalien: Thanks for telling me I'm really funny 'for a girl.' You're really stupid for a human.
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@TheFunnyWorId: Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PISS OFF ...Potassium? K
@JohnLyonTweets: Say goodbye to unsightly carpet stains by strategically repositioning your furniture.
@causticbob: If I were a Scooby Doo villain, I'd take the whole thing to court. How hard can it be to overturn the testimony of 4 kids who talk to a dog?
@WheelTod: I once watched two guys arguing in sign language. Either that, or they were both really bad at martial arts.