[texting in 1918]
*pigeon delivers message*
*msg reads: I don’t love you*
*turns to u*
why would u send this?
“it was 6 days ago. I was mad”
Thanks, I wrote the tweet. There’s no need to reiterate it back to me with quotation marks.
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