@TheFearBoners: Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men.
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@WorkingMom86: My son plays this game where he's a bowling ball and the bowling pins are everything we own.
@Audenary: Vicar: The bride and groom have written their own vows. *Everyone lets out a huge groan as Tolstoy reaches into his suit pocket*