@SarahR_82: That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor.
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@ch000ch: hello 9-1-1? my girlfriend's been kidnapped "stay calm sir, what's ur girlfriend's name" oh she goes to another school u wouldn't know her
@DeanScott01: Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it.
@UncleDuke1969: I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)