@awkwardphilippe: That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes.
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@Bob_Janke: If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything - Marilyn Monroe If you believe that try showing her your race car bed - Me.
@JohnLyonTweets: Interviewer: It says here you have advanced math skills. How many times have you used them at work? Me: *holds up fingers* This many.