Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes.
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congregation: and sometimes like that it be
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My 4yo is crying because she has outgrown her clothes during quarantine.
Same girl, same.
Jurassic Park 7: Nothing goes wrong and everyone just genuinely enjoys the company of the dinosaurs
If her last two boyfriends died in mysterious car explosions, you may not want to heart-eyes emoji her friend’s selfie.
*Brings axe to slumber party*
“Oops. I thought you said ‘lumber party'”
*Knew the whole time*
*Waits until they’re asleep*
*Chops down tree*
I’d pray to God to help me with my overbearing KFC addiction, but seeing as the Colonel is my God, I can see that being counter-intuitive.
“god I love doggy style” I say excitedly as I put a top hat and bow tie on my golden lab