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@AdamOfEarth: "That's one small step for man. That's one open fridge for man. That's one good sandwich for-"
"I WALKED ON THE MOON, JANET"
@Shenaniglenns: SHERIFF 1: You’ve got updog on your shirt
SHERIFF 2: Not now. I have six holsters labeled A-F and only A, B, C, D, and F have a gun up them.
SHERIFF 1: What’s up holster E?
SHERIFF 2: It’s how you put fabric on couches