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@AdamOfEarth: "That's one small step for man. That's one open fridge for man. That's one good sandwich for-"
"Neil! Stop."
"I WALKED ON THE MOON, JANET"

“That’s one small step for man. That’s one open fridge for man. That’s one good sandwich for-” “Neil! Stop.” “I WALKED ON THE MOON, JANET”
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