*paints car camouflage*
*stops making payments*
That’s shocking!! Hold on.
*quickly draws overly arched eyebrows*
Ok. Go on.
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1. OMG will this ever end?
2. OMG will this ever end?
3. OMG will this ever end?
-top 3 things on my mind when I’m in a a conversation
“why is millennial humor so weird?”
it’s called a resurgence of neo-dadaism, you uncultured filth. take an art class and get depressed
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PHIL: A philboard
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“Who am I?” – Descartes.
“Why am I?” – Camus.
“What am I?” – Chopped Liver.
Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we’ll be moving any second now.
Me: Can I have $5?
Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 1998?
A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store.
Why roboticize vacuuming? It’s all instant gratification. It’s the crack of cleaning.