@BeardSpice: The 1670s called. Not sure how.
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@FattMernandez: Nativity scenes become something else entirely if you put a fork and knife in the hands of the adults.
@sug_knight: In hell u have to go hot tubbing with all the people who show up in the "people you may know" section of facebook
@platinum2000: I make out with a squirrel at a party one time, and now everyone is scared of me? That's just ridiculous, he was dead for at least 2 hours.