@BeardSpice: The 1670s called. Not sure how.
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@ComedicBust: DETECTIVE: What’s wrong, never seen a dead body before? ME: [biting nails] No sir. DETECTIVE: Well biting its nails isn’t going to help.
@Haha_No_Mofo: My doctor told me, "DON'T mix this medicine with alcohol or you could wake up somewhere naked with a monkey on your arm." CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
@House_Feminist: Please quit telling me to “keep up the good work” the good work was an accident and impossible to replicate