@TheDreamGhoul: The 9th rule of fight club is no roller skates. honestly guys I don't know why we keep having to say this.
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@MichaelLarrick: Uber is great because it gives me an opportunity to talk down to people that have nicer cars than me.
@ElleOhHell: BEN AFFLECK: I'm directing a new movie and I was thinking about you for the lead role BEN AFFLECK: Well I'm obviously very flattered
@citizenkawala: Be honest, the only reason our generation played outside more as kids is because we had really shitty graphics back then.