@gobmentcheese: The automatic toilet flusher is taking away your rights!
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@EFFLORESCENE: me at 15: i can’t wait to go to college and experience parties and everything!! me at 20: ok so listen. there’s a new grocery store. i got a mango for 39¢
@Iwriteforcats: You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You're all getting fish bites! - OPiranha