@o__0Dev: The average Apple employee works 6 hours longer a day than an Apple battery.
@MarieLoerzel: If you could only see yourself through my eyes, then you'd see how blurry you really are.
@mjkspeaks: *accidentally answers phone call*
*pretends to be answering machine*
@NewDadNotes: Me: [every single day for 18 months]
da da...say da da. Can you say dada? Say da daaa...daaaa da
@mjkspeaks: I never text and drive bc that would imply that I actually go places.
@AndyAsAdjective: me: do you think i'm too stoned to drive?
my cat: yes