@SteveStockmanTX: The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.
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@bitchofficially: I'm gonna start a woman's monthly magazine called "Period", and some months I will send it out late to freak out subscribers
@faungirl123: *jogging* Me: *out of breath* go on I'll catch up Him: *turns around to see me eating a can of cherry pie filling*
@NoogsCorner: Women always complain about periods. Talk to me when ovaries become supersensitive, hang in a thin sac and you accidentally sit on them.
@ShortSleeveSuit: HIM: you wouldn’t understand ME: *takes a long drag off a cigarette* i’m a flamingo, daryl, if anything i overstand