@HallpassCanada: The "Beware of Cat" sign posted outside my house doesn't seem to be having the desired affect.
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@LostCatDog: Cop leans over body: Looks like *removes shades* cement poisoning Or a case *removes mustache* of gravity Or *removes teeth* aaah gaah bwaa
@itswrigley: I never did think of myself as beautiful, terribly attractive, yes, but not beautiful.
@TheBoydP: I don’t understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?