@HallpassCanada: The "Beware of Cat" sign posted outside my house doesn't seem to be having the desired affect.
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@AlexTHoffman: Little known fact: Scotland is just an elaborate hoax with Mike Myers playing all of its citizens.
@DrakeGatsby: Me: What does venison taste like? Food Connoisseur: It’s similar to beef but more gamey. [Later] Me: *sees a cow playing Fortnite* V...venison?