@IoriKusano: the biggest power move i've ever pulled was, when a famous professor asked me what use my research served, looking him dead in the eye and saying "i have never been useful to anyone and i don't intend to start now" like i'm never gonna top that and i should stop trying
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@Gooooats: My toddler just asked, "Where's mom?" and I told him to go ask his mom. He accepted this response and went off to ask her.
@CM2BTTHD: CPR refresher class. We're told, "If they're not breathing, there's no way you can make it worse." Woman then trips; kicks dummy's head off.