*Welsh Cities lining up outside Starbucks; the barista who writes the names on the cups starts hyperventilating and looking for an exit*
the boy who cried wolf would be a way cooler story if actual wolves came out of his eyes
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I used to race motorcycles. Man, those things are a lot faster than me.
is it considered a threesome if i jack off with both hands?
Nobody’s coming to my pizzarrhea I don’t get it!!!
Where have you been all my life? Please go back there.
I don’t think my family will ever accept me.
First it’s “get a hobby,” now it’s “stop sacrificing our chickens to lesser-known gods.”