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@chuuew: The computer keyboard was invented before the mouse. It was a precursor.
@HatfieldAnne: My strong stance on drinking milk straight from the carton has met with no opposition from people who haven’t caught me yet.
@ClassicMegan: If you don't open your mouth when you yawn, you're a monster. I'm serious. Let that demon go. You're freaking everybody out.
@Tylerosis: Cop: Anything you say can and will be held against you.
Me: SCARLETT JOHANSSON
@JJSummertime: My husband's family tree is more like a rosebush.
It's filled with pricks.
@Merman_Melville: I'm a female historian who specializes in war atrocities, check out my blog "The War Atrocity Babe"