@BoomBoomBetty: The difference between just buying your teenage son some food on the way home and texting him to ask what he wants is approximately $30.
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@WheelTod: [First Date] Her: Sorry, but your profile pic was misleading. Oatmeal Raisin Cookie: I never *said* this was chocolate. You just *assumed*
@PrettyInCamo11: I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, "I'd tap that."
@SuperRandomish: Fun prank: Just leave random "I'm sorry I hit your car" notes on people's cars and watch them look for a non existent dent.
@SadieSkyNinja: I've dated a guy who collected stained glass and wore bowling gloves so don't talk to me about standards.