@Underchilde: The Dirty Dancing lift, except I’m throwing her off a cliff.
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@Scott_A_Gilmore: I love it when I go to untie a shoe and inadvertently tie a Double Reverse Hitch knot and have to hire an Eagle Scout to get my sneaker off.
@bridger_w: Yelp review: Excellent food, friendly service. That said, I did notice a smudge on a window and was forced to set the building on fire
@mrjohndarby: [zombies banging on the door] her: they're here me: god, I thought you said 8 oclock I haven't even got the wine chilled