@: The doctor told me that at some point I’ll have to stop partying and I said I’d cross that bridge and find a new doctor.
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@TheBoydP: I hate when my boss wants to talk politics and asks me things like why isn't your report done and why are you always late?
@baeblacksheep: Trojan condoms were named after a city that was maliciously and deceitfully entered and then burned to the ground? Hmmm....
@ThoughtOtter: Me at a wine tasting: *swirls glass* *sniffs* *sips slowly* *stares off into the distance* ...Ah, yes. This is in fact wine.