@: The doctor told me that at some point I’ll have to stop partying and I said I’d cross that bridge and find a new doctor.
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@Cheeseboy22: Easter tip: Tell your kids you hid an egg with $50 in it in the backyard but you don't remember where. Enjoy a quiet day indoors.
@KentWGraham: If you want to know how I rate in our household, my wife has one term of endearment for me and 74 for our dog.
@MasterOfMoppets: These coffee flavored rice cakes are delicious, but chewy. [eats another coaster]