@amandajpanda: The eliptical I want costs $500, the cheeseburger I want cost $1, you see my dilemma?
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@TwinSurvivalist: The twins brought in significantly less candy than I purchased. Running Halloween at a deficit is simply not acceptable.
@hazelmotes1: *Watches sad movie* Wife: I like happy endings. Me: me too, but you have to tip more. Wife:... Me: twitter would have liked it.