@mrjohntofu: The escalator at the gym is broken, this is BULLSHIT.
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@AndrewNadeau0: Lois Lane survived until she was, like, 30, without Superman. Then she starts falling off buildings practically once a week. I think Superman was pushing her.
@sara_ashlynn: My teen yelled at me for not waking her up for school. She's in the shower & I'm wondering when she realizes it's Sunday. This is beautiful.
@BoogTweets: Me: Thank you for shopping at Walmart Her: *rolling over in bed* next time I pick what we role play